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Are ‘Blue Balls’ a Real Thing?

The agonizing pain known as “blue balls” is well known to just about any man who was ever a teenager, an ache caused by prolonged arousal without release — a condition often referred to by urologists as epididymal hypertension. But what causes this syndrome?

Although anecdotal evidence suggests that epididymal hypertension is fairly common (especially in adolescent men) there is for some reason a remarkable dearth of peer-reviewed scientific literature on the topic. Case reports and speculative essays have been published, but a universally agreed-upon understanding of the mechanism is still lacking. According to one speculative paper published in Medical Hypotheses:

Although epididymal hypertension pathophysiology has not been cleared yet, it is thought that it might be related to an increased distension of epididymis or to a pelvic venous dilatation […]

Dr. Abraham Morgentaler, an associate clinical professor of urology at Harvard Medical School, gave a layman’s explanation in a post for BuzzFeed Health:

The testicles produce testosterone and sperm, but they also make other fluid to help propel the sperm through the various tubes, says Morgentaler. “With more stimulation, there’s more blood flow to the genital region, including the testicles. The fluid wants to get somewhere, but without there being that release, it builds up and builds pressure,” he says. When they get really filled up or congested, it causes the insides to stretch as they get engorged, and that’s what hurts.

Two things are thought to be going on. First, the increase of blood to the penis, caused by the restriction of outflowing blood, fills a penile chamber called the corpus cavernosum, which in turn puts more pressure on the various “tubes” directing various fluids flowing through that region.

The second factor, most agree, is that the production of seminal fluid puts even more pressure to expand (epididymal distension) within these already compressed tubes, and this can build up in a painful way absent an ejaculatory release. This is described in an October 2000 case report — the first ever peer-reviewed study of “blue balls” — of a 14-year-old male presenting with testicular pain:

Perhaps if this persists and testicular venous drainage is slowed, pressure builds and causes pain. Is epididymal distension the cause of the pain? As with any disease entity, there is probably a spectrum of pain with “blue balls” varying from brief, mild discomfort to severe, sustained pain, as in the case described.

There appears to be some disagreement among medical professionals regarding the “blue” part of “blue balls”. Morgentaler, speaking to Buzzfeed, proffered this explanation for the name:

The name probably refers more to the sensation than the color. “The experience is of it being bruised,” says Morgentaler. “It has that kind of sensitivity and tenderness.”

Most men won’t even experience any noticeable swelling, but the engorgement happening inside the testicles is what’s causing all that pain.

Speaking to Men’s Health magazine, however, Weill Cornell urologist Richard K. Lee suggested a slight tint of blue may be possible, but likely not without additional confounding issues:

There’s also some evidence that a prolonged erection can cause some of the oxygen in your blood to be absorbed by the tissue in your genitals.

This can leave the blood with a blue-ish hue, says urologist Richard K. Lee, M.D., […] of Weill Cornell. Dr. Lee says this usually only happens when there’s some type of blockage.

“Erectile dysfunction drugs or blood flow-constricting devices like a penis ring could cause this, but it’s not likely to occur naturally,” he adds.

Blueness aside, the existence of the potential for discomfort is well-accepted. It has also, however, become a hot-button issue in sexual politics, as pain caused by foreplay without release has sometimes been employed by men or adolescents as a tool to guilt a partner into further sexual activity (“I could die!”). Such a tactic, while objectively immoral, also relies on the false assumption that there are actual long-term health risks associated with “blue balls”.

The consensus is that, save the coincidental occurrence of a testicular torsion, there are no long-term complications from the discomfort. In the 2000 case report, the authors suggested it could be remedied through “sexual release” or a dubious “heavy lifting” mechanism, which not only sounds like it potentially adds insult to injury, but also nimbly dances around the concept of masturbation altogether.

This point was not lost on a number of published letters in response to the report bemoaning the fact that the easiest solution was not explicitly stated:

In the discussion of treatment, however, we wonder whether the authors’ suggestion that “straining to move a very heavy object” is the first choice “simple maneuver [that] could bring immediate relief.” As this condition is coming to light in a highly respected pediatric journal, perhaps we should resurrect the advice of former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders and teach masturbation in the schools.

If masturbation isn’t your jam, Morgentaler has another easy solution: Just give it some time, rest a bit, and it will go away on its own. Perhaps these simple solutions are why there is such a dearth of scientific research into the ailment.

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Scenes from Blue Ball: Aggies fall to No. 2 Vandy in opener

COLLEGE STATION, Texas -  No. 22 Texas A&M opened Southeastern Conference play on Friday night with perhaps its toughest opponent it will see all season.

No. 2 Vanderbilt made its way to Blue Bell Park for the beginning of a three-game series. The Commodores held the Aggies to only five hits on the game but a number of walks and errors saw the home team score four runs. It was not enough, though, and Vandy pulled out a 7-4 victory.

John Doxakis was solid in the start for A&M but the bullpen was not able to hold up after his departure, giving up a trio of runs in the sixth inning,

A&M was able to cut the lead to one run late but the Commodores got a pair of insurance runs in the top of the ninth to put the game away. The two teams meet again on Saturday at 1 p.m. Central for Game 2 of the series.

Check out scenes of the action from Friday night.

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Everything you need to know about 'blue balls'

Like queefing and rusty trombones, 'blue balls' is one of those weird terms we know and probably even say, but don't really understand. I spoke to Abbas Kanani, a pharmacist at Chemist Click, to find out what it actually is, and more importantly, if people's junk really does turn blue...

What is blue balls?

'Blue balls' - or epididymal hypertension if we're being fancy - can be described as a dull ache in the testicular region. Hypertension means an increase of blood pressure. Epidydimal refers to the tissue in the testicles where the sperm is.

Abbas explains, "When a man [or someone with a penis] is sexually stimulated, there's a rush of blood to the genitals, and the blood vessels in the testicles expand. There's also a build up of semen in the balls. This causes the penis to harden and the balls to increase in size, which makes them feel heavier."

If the person then doesn't ejaculate, the blood can stay in the area for an extended period of time. "It's this pressure that causes discomfort and a dull ache. It can also cause pain from the testicles and up towards the lower abdomen region," Abbas explains.

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If during sexual activity the person hasn’t ejaculated, Abbas says the discomfort is likely to be instantaneous. But, if someone hasn’t had any sexual activity but is thinking about sex, or watching pornography and then doesn't get the release, the pain could show up after a couple of hours. "You don’t have to have an erection at the time to feel discomfort," he adds.

How to treat blue balls

You know how people with balls will often be like, "I just need to come"? If you're like me, you probably think, "Nah mate, you're talking nonsense because you want a hand shandy." Yeah, turns out they genuinely might need to come.

"You don’t necessarily need to ejaculate"

"In order for the blood to drain, they need to ejaculate," Abbas says. "Once they’ve ejaculated, the blood drains out of the vessels and causes the testicles to shrink. That’s how the pain goes away. But, you don’t necessarily need to ejaculate as the blood will drain out eventually. Ejaculating is the quickest way to make the blood flow out."

Do the testicles actually turn blue?

"No they don’t," he explains, "if they do then I would be quite worried. I’ve never heard of anyone’s balls actually turning blue. But there is a possibility that region could have a tinge of blue to it, depending on your complexion. This would be extremely rare and in extreme circumstances."

How common is it?

Like with all body and sex things, human beings all have totally different levels of testosterone and varying sex drives. "Some people will need to release more often, and others will be able to go for long periods without any sexual activity."

Abbas says blue balls and the discomfort that goes with it will likely happen to most people at some point in their life.

Could the pain be symptoms of something else?

If the pain persists, or is recurring, Abbas says it may be a sign of another condition. "It’s unlikely, but it could be epididymitis - an inflammation of the tube that carries the sperm in the testicles.

"It could be also mumps, an infection, or related to diabetes," he explains. "It’s quite rare but it could be diabetic neuropathy where nerve damage has been caused by diabetes. But I haven’t seen that too much in practice."

Note: if the pain persists visit a GP.