Angelina Jolie, Sean Penn Dating?
(Getty Images)
Are Angelina Jolie and Sean Penn dating? One of this week’s tabloids claims the actress is hooking up with the actor to get revenge on Brad Pitt for supposedly moving on with Charlize Theron. The story is completely untrue. Gossip Cop can debunk it.
According to Star, Jolie is furious about her estranged husband’s supposed romance with Theron, so she’s getting payback by dating Pitt’s pal and Theron’s ex-boyfriend, Penn. The magazine alleges that Jolie and Penn got in touch to vent about their respective exes “publicly humiliating them,” and the conversation soon turned flirty.
“It was like all the drama was a turn-on for them,” a so-called “source” tells the outlet. “Angie and Sean both have huge egos and don’t take kindly to being one-upped. Things got kind of hot, and next thing you know, they’re hanging out together – not making any secret of their relationship.”
The suspicious insider further contends there’s always been an “intense chemistry” between Jolie and Penn, even during the time she was with Pitt. “It wouldn’t surprise anyone if she and Sean showed up in public with her kids in tow,” adds the seemingly phony tipster. “It would kill [Pitt] to see Sean playing daddy to his children. And Angelina knows it!”
Here’s the first problem with the tabloid’s bogus story: Pitt and Theron aren’t dating. Despite the romance rumors that have been circulating for the past month, the actor’s spokesperson has said on the record that he’s not in a relationship with the actress and never has been. Jolie isn’t exacting revenge on her estranged husband over an imaginary romance.
The magazine’s story is predicated on a false premise, but Gossip Cop still reached out to a Jolie confidante, who assures us she’s not dating Penn. We’re told the actress is only “focused on her children and work” at this time. Earlier this month, NW made up a similar story about Jolie dating Penn to get revenge on Pitt and Theron. The premise wasn’t true then and it’s no more accurate now.
As for Star, the publication wrongly reported back in December that Jolie was secretly dating Jared Leto. In 2017, the outlet falsely claimed Jolie was in a “revenge romance” with Johnny Depp. As time has proven, the actress was never in a relationship with either actor. The unreliable tabloid has a habit of wrongly linking the actress to various male stars. Penn is the latest target, but there’s simply no relationship between the pair.
Sources
Shuster, Andrew. "Brad Pitt, Charlize Theron Still NOT Dating, Despite Reports." Gossip Cop, 21 Jan. 2019.
Shuster, Andrew. "Angelina Jolie Pursuing Sean Penn To Get Revenge On Brad Pitt, Charlize Theron?" Gossip Cop, 11 Feb. 2019.
Shuster, Andrew. “Angelina Jolie Secretly Dating Jared Leto Amid Brad Pitt Divorce?” Gossip Cop, 12 Dec. 2018.
Weiss, Shari. “Angelina Jolie NOT Revenge Dating Johnny Depp, Despite Report. Gossip Cop, 6 Sep. 2017.
Angelina Jolie Photographed Holding Lookalike Daughter Vivienne's Hand During Outing
Angelina Jolie is a hands-on mom. Brad Pitt's estranged wife recently stepped out with 10-year-old daughter Vivienne for a shopping trip in Los Angeles over the weekend.
On Sunday, Jolie and Vivienne, the youngest of the six children she shares with Pitt, were photographed having some mother-daughter bonding time in the Los Feliz neighborhood of LA. In photos released by Daily Mail, the Oscar-winning actress and Vivienne wore matching black ensembles and were all smiles during their shopping trip.
Photos from the sighting showed Jolie sporting yet another all-black ensemble, which comprised of a black sweater, lacy black undergarment, loose topper and skinny jeans. She paired the look with black flats and gold-rimmed sunglasses. Meanwhile, Vivienne looked comfortable in a black t-shirt, baggy, light blue jeans and a pair of Uggs.
The mother-daughter duo appeared to be in high spirits as they were spotted sharing a laugh and grinning widely as they chatted and strolled along the neighborhood. Jolie and Vivienne seemed to have been in the mood for some arts and crafts as they were seen entering a Blue Rooster art supplies store and leaving with a big bag.
This comes just a day after Jolie was spotted going on a one-on-one shopping trip with another child, Pax Jolie-Pitt, 15.
On Saturday, Jolie and Pax were photographed in Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles. The mom-of-six and her son seemed to be in lively moods as they smiled for the cameras before heading to an Urban Outfitters to shop, as shown in Daily Mail's photos.
Angelina Jolie and daughter Vivienne recently went on a shopping trip together. Pictured: (L-R) Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt attend the premiere of 'First they Killed my Father' at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto, Ontario on September 11, 2017. Photo: Getty Images/Valerie Macon
For this particular outing, Jolie opted for a simple but still stylish ensemble, including a white blouse, form-fitting capri pants and a long dark gray coat. She paired the ensemble with pointy-toed black heels and dark sunglasses.
Meanwhile, Pax donned a casual look for their shopping trip, looking comfortable in a black t-shirt, denim jeans and Converse sneakers.
Aside from Pax and Vivienne, Jolie and Pitt also share Maddox, 17, Zahara, 14, Shiloh, 12, and Vivienne's twin, Knox. Jolie filed for divorce from the actor back in 2016, and the two recently had a couple of meetings to discuss the terms of their divorce and the custody of their children, Us Weekly reported.
This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Asked Brad Pitt To Be A Character Witness Against Angelina Jolie?!
Screenshot: In Touch/Life & Style/OK!
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where international fugitive Joan Summers is reporting live from an undisclosed location in the wake of last week’s installment. Fearing that the Alliance of Romantically Unsatisfied Heterosexuals would make the first move, my editors thought it best to temporarily relocate me somewhere warm and sunny. Thank god for gay rights!
Let’s dive in.
In Touch:
Here’s a question to ask your friends the next time their boyfriend’s around and you need something relatable to talk about: “When the aliens find the irradiated junkyard formerly known as Earth, who will they think Meghan Markle was?” My guess is “Religious Leader Who Led To The Collapse Of Modern Civilization”. In fear of breaching my own moratorium, however, let’s move on: Hair person Jennifer Aniston and goatee activist Brad Pitt hung out at her 50th birthday! Despite peddling rumors that the two are secretly engaged and expecting a baby girl, In Touch devoted two meager pages to her birthday bash. Absurd! As I’m covering the bulk of the event in this week’s Us Weekly, I’ll leave In Touch’s fantastic blurb on “THE NO SHOWS!” below:
So much for “continuing their cherished friendship.” Despite the vow they made when announcing their divorce last year, Justin Theroux, 47, wasn’t among the exes who attended. Other no-shows included Jen’s pal Emma Stone and one time protege Selena Gomez, both of whom seem to have taken Justin’s side in the split.
I love the mental image of Instagram algorithm Selena Gomez and Emma “The Favorite for Best Picture” Stone in a Brooklyn bar rubbing Justin Theroux’s massive back tattoo while he refreshed his social media that night
Moving on, there’s an excellent photo series documenting Melissa McCarthy being carried by bodyguards while in a gown and Nikes. The Can You Ever Forgive Me? Actress, leaving a BAFTAs after party at Grosvenor House, was apparently too tipsy to make it up the stairs. Being in the same room as Viola Davis and Glenn Close has the same effect on me, Melissa! We’re also given a helpful list of “Potential Ben Affleck Girlfriends”:
Serious journalism aside, Chris “Hillsong isn’t Homophobic!” Pratt “proves you’re never too old to play with Legos” and Pink laid down next to a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. It’s reportedly hers, but there’s little evidence to prove it. Glenn Close made out with her dog at an awards ceremony, proving wealth and age can’t stop white women from french kissing animals. Jennifer Garner, channeling the quiet rage of a Ben Affleck ex, took a boxing class the same week Tori Spelling was photographed dry humping Dean McDermott in a boxing ring. Everyone is making choices all the time!
What else?
Considering I’m writing this post yoga, I’ll do my best abstain from overtly rude comments (in the spirit of #mindfulness.) Recent Bradley Cooper divorcee Jennifer Lawrence is engaged to a man named Cooke Maroney. Despite sounding like a Tina Fey character from one of the worse seasons of 30 Rock, I’m happy that this rich lady is marrying a rich man. After a little digging, I discovered his parents are equally wealthy ex-Manhattanites who moved to Vermont and started a farm. It’s what you do when your dad gets bored of being Senior Vice President and Head of American Paintings at Christie’s. Another fun connection: Cooke Maroney represents Lena Dunham’s dad Carroll Dunham, a man made famous for repeatedly painting the exposed vaginas of cartoonish, faceless women. (His wife “rescues” Japanese sex dolls by dressing them up as suburban wives and photographing them. Fun and totally normal family!) Here’s the official “5 Things To Know About Cooke Maroney”, per Ok!:
For those that dozed off, welcome back. Let’s pivot to more pressing news: Target exclusive Joanna Gaines wants the world to know her life isn’t perfect! In a dissertation for the post-capitalism manifesto, Magnolia Journal, she writes on the creeping dread around social media turning human beings into marketing devices. “What happens when we don’t think our real life looks as good as someone else’s? We make adjustments.” Facetune is shaking! But how does she find solace from the encroaching evil of late capitalism and Instagram #spon? “The beautifully imperfect view that’s unfolding right in front of me. No edits required.” Put THAT on some reclaimed wood and sell it in Home Goods, Joanna!
Elsewhere, somebody named Kourtney Kardashian wore a bun to the AMFAR gala and former perm Julia Roberts wore a caped vest. The Good Place fan Dax Shepard, photographed cleaning his ATV, admitted he wants to “raise offroaders.” I can smell the Monster energy drink from here! I will not be discussing the sexist allegations that Naomi Campbell is a “cougar”, nor will I indulge Seth Meyers publicly thirsting after Rihanna. (STAY AWAY FROM HER! GET A JOB!) Let’s round this out on the feature of “Single Royals Still Looking For the One!”:
Eat the rich!
Image: Life & Style MagazineLife & Style:
I absolutely love that Amal Clooney and I have something in common: We’re not afraid to play dirty! According to sources, George Clooney and Amal haven’t been the same since the birth of their children. Are you bored? I am! We’re also told that Miranda Lambert, clearly famous in circles I don’t frequent, has disappeared. News to me! Apparently her troubled love life is to blame for her break from the public eye. According to sources, she’d much rather spend time with her rescue dogs than around other celebrities. On this, Miranda and I relate immensely. There’s also reports that the Unholy Trinity of Teresa Giudice, Lisa Rinna, and Sarah Jessica Parker are locked in a power struggle over the right to be godmother to Andy Cohen’s new baby, Benjamin. Tipsters claim the housewives are battling it out with outrageous gifts while SJP is wielding her baby fashion expertise to impress the new dad(dy). My money’s on Rinna, but feel free to cast your vote in the comments below!
In other news, Judith Light wore it better and Kristin Cavallari fired her assistant on national television. Nene Leakes, on behalf of everyone everywhere, exposed Lisa Vanderpump for swooping in on the bar now known as Pump. According to the queen of Atlanta, she’d called the animatronic Pumptini for advice on opening a bar in a vacant lot in WeHo. Lisa disavowed the property, insisting it was a bad deal, before purchasing it herself and opening Pump. Shady! Former Ryan Murphy intern, Lea Michele, threw herself a “bachelorette bash” with matching #BRIDESQUAD bodysuits for the whole crew. I’d love to see Pinterest board! Elsewhere, Michelle Williams claimed she’s irrelevant (a lie!) and Victoria Beckham offered a threat: “I’ll always be a Spice Girl.”
What a light issue! Instead of my usual “what’s left”, enjoy this list of teachers turned celebrities! (And while you’re at it, support the Oakland Teachers’ Union Strike!)
Thank god, it’s our final lap! Let’s start with the biggest news of the week: Brad Pitt crashed Jennifer Aniston’s 50th birthday party! According to sources, the most famous divorced people in the world first reunited in 2016, after the death of Jen’s mother Nancy Dow. “Brad contacted Jen after her mom died and she was touched that he knew what a difficult time it was.” There’s also a shocking claim that Jen”wanted to let Brad know she’d be a character witness” in his divorce from Angelina Jolie “because of the serious allegations being made against him.” I’m so shocked by this that, for once in my life, I don’t have anything rude to say! More importantly, however, is a fabulous blurb dedicated to Reese Witherspoon falling down the steps of the Sunset Tower Hotel.
Considering the dreaded Pre-Oscars Silence has officially turned Hollywood into a worse version of The Quiet Place, there’s not much left!
No comments:
Post a Comment